This discribes my cooking skills perfectly.
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
it’s because… it’s an adjective… …
you will be stupid
you are stupid
you were stupid
BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOPyou poetic little shit
Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.
*thinks about university*
*hands begin to shake, skin hardens, i begin to curl inwards, literally becomes an armadillo to avoid my inevitable future*
if you don’t respect platonic love as equal to romantic love a million turtles will break into your house tonight and steal all your electronics
so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO
IT’S CALLED TEST TAKING NOT CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
how is he doing this
trans rights are more important than doctor who, supernatural, and sherlock combined.
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
Contrary to popular belief…
This is not equal representation:
This is equal representation:
SAY IT AGAIN ONE MOE TIME
Autumn’s Beautiful Transformations